I was sleepless again so I went out to the beach to watch the sun rise. I saw a naked man floating lazily in the sea. I had no idea what happened to his clothes. I don't think he did, either. The beach on a weekend morning is littered with human wreckage. Above is some wreckage of another kind.
The Great Imbiber has provided us great bounty today. A firearm lovingly crafted by our brothers from the other side of the world and the white gold to comfort us when we are most vulnerable. Praise the Great Imbiber as he cares for his children and sees to their needs.
ReplyDeleteEven in the midst of hell on Earth, er, Gath, the Great Imbiber is faithful!!!
DeleteI am the ONLY true follower of the Great Imbiber...but I could be persuaded to share the bounty our merciful provider has given us this day. Will that be one shot, or two?
DeleteJust floating around, eh? Okay then. My goodness.
ReplyDeleteI like to think he was cleansing his spirit at sunrise, but most likely he was still drunk from the night before!
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