Love the witch spawn. That's great.
I just wish they wouldn't lurk in the potty. I need to get in there and not get attacked. And the TP. Dear God they way they waste TP. They spin that roll like they're on the Wheel of Fortune!
LOL Good stuff man, and as always, funny as all heck@
Next I need to write about some skittering crotch rippers. They are pesky as hell!
Horrible, horrible vermin!