Dire Rat, Common, no. 30 of 72, Giants of Legend
Ernst Mayr, deceased
A giant rat is substantially larger than its other rodent. Aggressive and cunning, giant rats have been known to hunt in packs of 5-10 (1d6+4) to overcome much larger foes. Giant rats grow to three feet in length (six feet if the tail is measured) and spread a disease called “Filth Fever” through their bite.
Giant Rat (-46 points) SM -2 (3’ long, 50 lbs.); ST 7 [-30], DX 11 [20], IQ 4 [-120], HT 12 [20]; HP 7, Will 10 [30], Per 12 [40], FP 12; Basic Speed 5.75, Basic Move 5; Dodge 8, Parry -, Block -; DR 0 Advantages and Perks Discriminating Smell [15], Flexibility [5], Night Vision 5 [5], Poison Bite: Sharp Teeth [1], Toxic Attack 1d (Onset, 1 hour, -20%; Cyclic, 1 day, 2 cycles, +20%; Follow-up, Sharp Teeth, +0%; Resistible, HT-3, -15%) [5], Reduced Consumption 3 (Cast Iron Stomach, -30%) [4], Resistant to disease (+8 to resist) [5]. Disadvantages and Quirks Quadruped [-35], Wild Animal [-30]. Skills Brawling-12 [2], Climbing-14 [2], Stealth-13 [8], Survival (urban)-13 [4]. Attacks Poison Bite-12, 1d-4 cut, Reach C. |
Giant rat? That's sick.
ReplyDeleteNo need to worry, Miss Ceballos. I believe these critters exist outside our timeline.
DeleteTimeline? What the hell are you talking about?
DeleteYou will need to use puppets and very small words, Human Unit Reed. This one is not so bright.
DeleteShut up, stupid. Don't you remember me kicking your head off?
DeleteHmmm...the nausea pistol would not cut it with these critters. I would definitely have to requisition a flamethrower.
ReplyDeleteIf you were bitten by the rats and you contracted Filth Fever, that would be your second disease. I am referring, of course, to your social disease. *snicker*
DeleteOh, snap!
DeleteI'm going to feed both of you to the rats, THEN use the flamethrower.
Delete*click!* That's going on the blog!
ReplyDeleteLove the your quotes! Famous last words!
ReplyDeleteThank you, sir. There's a lively group here!
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ReplyDeleteThose are mean looking giant rats, but I liked the mini of the dead body, or 'flat guy' the best. I could use dozens of minis like that.
That fig is called the "inhabited corpse" or something. I love it as a casualty marker, but the darn thing is, like, $4 or so. They quickly add up. I wish they were just a buck or two.
DeleteLooks good Christian. Hey, did you get my package yet?
ReplyDeleteI did indeed, brother. :) I sent you a note on the +Googles with a story of the "unboxing." :)
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