Saturday, November 13, 2021

Legends of Gath #66; Vaxx or Die

Destination unknown is vaccinated. Anything beyond that just leaves me, the skellie boyz, the slobbering godless mutants and Turtleneck Joe squinting in confusion. 

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Legends of Gath #65; Try Not To Self-Immolate

I drew this one a while back when idiots were filling plastic bags with gasoline during a short term gas shortage back east. We are more than 18 months out since I started this series and I have less hope for the country now than I did then. Oh well.

Friday, January 1, 2021

Legends of Gath #63; The Mutant's Gambit

 I really enjoyed the Queen's Gambit from Netflix. I thought I'd pay homage with this instalment, as well as upcycle an NPC from the days when I played this campaign online. Happy New Year, gamestas. 

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Legends of Gath #61; 64 Squares of Fury

 It's not all bad in Gath. It's mostly bad. But not all bad.

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

Legends of Gath #59: Election Night in Gath

 Well, here we are. Good luck out there, everyone. Businesses are being boarded up here in Los Angeles as we brace for turmoil. Let's all hope and pray people can remain calm regardless of the electoral outcome. 

     If you ever want to play through some of these scenarios, I suggest the following kind of character built off the usual retroclone idea:

Wasteland Explorer
Alignment: Lawful or Neutral
Armor Class 13 (leather jacket +2, Dex bonus +1)
Hit Dice 2
Hit Points 14 (Con bonus of +1 per hit die)
Move 30' (5 squares per round, 10 if running)
Save as: Fighter level 2
Attacks as: Fighter level 2 
     Machete: +2 to hit (strength bonus), 1d6+2 to damage
     9mm pistol: +1 to hit (Dex bonus), RoF 3, 1d6 damage, 12 rounds currently in magazine
Gear: Backpack with 1 gallon purified water, rations for 5 days, knife (1d4 damage), sleeping bag, razor, toothbrush, first aid kit (heals 1d4 points of damage)
Special Abilities: Cut Down the Vermin Like Wheat: If a foe is killed with a melee attack, you get a free attack on another foe provided he is in a square adjacent to the enemy just slain. 

Friday, October 23, 2020

Legends of Gath #58; The Return of the Queen

Fear not! Poppy has come to save Gath and to save us all. In the earliest iteration of Gath, Poppy was the only comprehensible form that the Angel of the Lord could assume. All other forms visible to humans caused mass death, mutation and frothing anger. It's better this way.

     Any of you doubters should take note of the fact that Poppy predicted this whole mess exactly three years before the shelter in place order came down in So. Cal. Scoreboard!

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Legends of Gath #57; The Sword of Goliath

The Angel of the LORD was rolling straight 20s that night. 

     I can't find any reference to David keeping Goliath's sword after he used it to chop off the Philistine's head, but I like to think he did.

     REDACTED On a final note, I need to refrain from using the term "mutant." I never intended the living residents of Gath to be radiated mutants, but I accidentally used the term and it got stuck in my head. Oops.

     On a  final, final note, using a melee weapon instead of a gun in Gath yields 2x the xps for a kill. It's what Denzel Washington would want.