Hahaha that's the best new D&D monster I've seen in a long time! XD
All that's missing is a Sharknado and it's game over for Gath.
Ha! What of twist of fate caused you to dream up this juicy bundle of fun?
My wife asked the same thing. She also wants to know why I always use the words: drooling, freak, mutant, gibbering, slobbering, maniacal and deranged. I just say, "Look at the world, babe. It's all of those things and a lot more."
LOL There are a few pretty things there too, that don't gibber, slobber, or drool.
Can I be a cleric of the Pornado?
The Pornado embraces all!
Well, just as long as the clerics get Cure Disease, I suppose that's alright.
I'll know it when I see it. I get that kind of thinking. It also reminds me of when I was little and I asked my grandma how will I know who I'm gonna marry and she said, "You'll know him when you meet him." And she was right. Spot on.
Your grandmother was a wise woman. :)